Ever heard the story about the tortoise and the hare? The hare rushes through the race and loses while the slow, very meticulous and sneaky turtle hits every detail and wins. This video is not the same situation, what so ever, but still humorous. While grilling with friends, we looked outside and saw the grill slowly moving. Us men, being grill masters were concerned what was actually happening. Astonished, we grabbed the camera. He didn't really get away, but we let him think he was going to. It is important to note, the turtle was not harmed at all. We gave him a good petting and let him get on with wherever he was going, which probably took forever. We realize he only wanted the grill to party with his turtle friends on the holiday.