Remember the New Jersey mom with the heavily tanned face who got into trouble when the staff at her daughter's school noticed burns on the girl's legs? The 5-year-old told authorities that she got them from being in a tannning booth with her mother.

Patricia Krentcil was then charged with child endangerment since it is illegal for anyone under 14 to use a tanning booth in New Jersey. The New York Post reports that
'Tan Mom,' as she became known as on websites and newspapers across the country, has escaped those charges.

A grand jury in New Jersey has declined to charge her with a crime. Krentcil has now told the paper that she wants to leave New Jersey for a place where people are less small-minded. They also reported that she wants to start selling her own line of tanning lotion.

You just can't make this stuff up.