New Alcohol Warnings Needed?
Lots of talk about the Prince Harry’s naked pictures that surfaced after a night of drinking in Las Vegas. Maybe the alcohol companies should put better warnings on their products for those who just don’t get what “drink responsibly” means.
Based on experience, I have a few suggestions:
- Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in making you dance like an idiot.
-Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex’s would actually like to hear from you at 2 in the morning.
- Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you and not at you.
And one more: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to wondering what happened to your pants.