For the love of everything holy, can somebody PLEASE tell me where these darn eyeglasses came from?

For the last month, a random pair of glasses suddenly appeared in the studio and nobody in the building is claiming that they are theirs.

As if it were a Cinderella story—connecting the glass slipper to the glasses—I decided to take it upon myself and ask around the entire office. I singled out suspects and asked that they try on the glasses to not only see if they fit, but if the prescription matched as well.

Here's how it went down: