Many times I have been woken up to the screams of my three year old son, John, yelling about shadows and monsters. Even after I explain to him that Mommy and Daddy are here to protect him and there's no such thing, still no success.

On the FUN Morning Show, a listener this morning, who just happens to be an Early Childhood teacher, who suggested that I create a fake doctor's prescribed waterbottle/monster repellent, and have him spray the ghouls and monsters away.

Any other suggestions that you can think of would be awesome. It'll not only save the life of my son from those fake monsters, but I'll finally get some sleep. Thanks!