As human beings we need to quote things. Songs, movies, famous speeches, even great literature. As turns it turns out, we are mostly quoting the wrong things, or things that never even happened. 

Shocking information, right? Turns out instead of relying on our semi-friend from elementary school Beth's Facebook status, we should probably pick up a book. Allow us to take you to school for a bit, thanks to the folks over at Mental Floss.