Larry’s Weird Moustache
One thing you can't do is give Larry a full beard, some hair clippers, and a lot of free time. He will start to get creative, and come up with some interesting and weird facial hair designs.
Now that the Red Sox have won their 8th World Series Championship, the playoff beard can now come off. Fortunately, he can grow it back in a short period of time, just in time for the holidays.
Take a look at this nonsense. Imagine if this guy walked into the same room as you. Would you run or be on the ground laughing too hard? Happy Movember everyone! Grow those moustaches!