Larry Loves Free Things

Got a sandwich?  A pen?  What most people turn away I welcome with open arms. If it's free, then it's for me.  Recently, a salesperson here at FUN 107 gave me a pretty nice shirt that her son didn't want.

Clothes are probably the last thing on my priority list as far as I'm concerned. My wife just threw away one of my Nintendo t-shirts that looked like swiss cheese. I wear it until it falls off me. It must be a guy thing. What do you think of this new shirt though? I clean up nice, right?