While the majority of us bubbling with nostalgic excitement over the re-release of 'Jurassic Park' - but in 3D - it's about time we laugh at how ridiculous the concept actually is.

So the good folks at Screen Junkies gave us an honest look at the trailer that should have been.

Despite this making perfect sense, and showing us how pointless this actually is, the theater will still be getting out money. We love dinosaurs, and Jeff Goldblum. Combine those, and consider the deal done.