Contact Us

I’m Not A “Grooming” Kind Of Guy

It happened again last night. My wife got back from getting a facial and said, “You’d love this! Why don’t you try it?” Come on, now.


I may have my quirks, but I’m certainly not a facial kind of guy. I’m not even 100% sure what a facial is, but I think it involves a face massage with creams that smell pretty. Now, why in the world would I want a pretty smelling face? Besides, my face is last on the list of places I’d want a massage (because it’s not sore…why what were YOU thinking???)

Before we went on our cruise in June, she tried to talk me into getting a pedicure. “You’ll be wearing flip flops,” she said. “You want your feet to look good, right?” Actually, I don’t care one bit if my feet look good. In fact, I’m a little suspicious of guys who DO have good looking feet. Their priorities are clearly questionable.

My wife has even suggested I get a manicure. “You meet a lot of people and shake a lot of hands,” she reasoned. She reminded me that she was the one who kept telling me to get a massage so I could relax. I must admit, I was a skeptic of massages of any kind until I had my first one about a year ago. I got an incredible massage with bamboo sticks and hot rocks (sounds more like torture than a massage doesn’t it?) It turned out to be incredible. I was so relaxed when I left the spa I almost felt drugged. Another massage? Maybe. But a manicure? I don’t think so. And plucking? Forget it. I don’t want anything on me to get plucked.

My wife says a lot of guys are getting manis, pedis and facials these days, but was completely stumped when I asked her to name one. She couldn’t give me ONE name.

Grooming is for girls.

Best of Fun 107

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Fun Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Fun Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.