How Pizza Ended The Government Shutdown
It’s the late night snack that nobody can resist around the world. I don’t care who you are, a good slice of pie can make anybody get something done. Even the United States Government. At least something gets them to do something. Pizza can now claim to be the food responsible for ending the US government shutdown and averting a global economic disaster. According to The New York Post, a bipartisan deal to reopen the US government and raise the debt ceiling only happened after a plethora of pizza was served for late night negotiations.
20 huge boxes were delivered by a congressional aide to the office of Speaker John “bumbling” Boenher, along with bags stuffed full of sides. The pizza came from one Pizza Boli’s who has proudly laid claim to helping avert a major disaster. Lets hope that the government made the senators pay for the meal out of their own pocket.