How Do You Feel About These Scary Nails? [POLL]

Scrolling through Facebook today, I noticed these nails on Wash House Salon's Facebook page. As much as I love Wash House Salon, I'm pretty sure these nails scare the heck out of me.  

These sharp, long, vampire-like nails seem to be all the rage right now. Very trendy. Honestly, when I saw these, I thought Abby might be into these. The look very Halloween-y, very werewolf-y.

While Abby was feeling the Morticia vibe, she had concerns about the practicality of the nails. While acknowledging that the nails were super hot, her initial reaction was wondering how the heck people perform basic functions with these nails. For example, how does one button a pair of pants with these nails? How about texting on a phone What about working out? Lifting would be next to impossible. They've got to get in the way. Would you accidentally scratch friends, family and loved ones with these vampire nails?  

For me personally, I think these nails are a little intimidating. They're pretty aggressive. But what the heck do I know? As I said, these have been a red-hot seller at salons all across the country this summer.