Harwich Man Decides To Get Naked, and Wake Up The Whole Town

This guy went streaking, literally. Harwich police had quite the bizarre perp on the lose this weekend! A naked Harwich man was taken into custody early Saturday morning after causing a scene very early in the morning in Harwich Center. Cape Cod Today says officers responded to reports of a naked man "engaged in a lewd act on himself" outside of a resident's home.

According to the report, people heard some noises outside. It was shortly after that the door bell rang, and the next thing they saw was a naked man running away. So who was this naked avenger? Joshua Brietzke, 20, of Harwich When police found him he was nude and sitting on the kitchen table.

According to Cape Cod Today, Brietzke was held overnight on $1,000 and bailed the following morning.

Write that down. Still no word on how drunk he was or what he was drinking.