My wife and I keep telling each other we need to start writing down some of the funny things our kids are saying.  I think there may be some "book potential" if we compile enough of them.

I was taking a shower last night when I heard my 5 year old son and my 7 year old daughter bickering. I tried to stop it as best as I could from the shower. Needless to say, I was unsuccessful. "What the problem?" I yelled to my son. Matthew came in complaining that Reagan wasn't sharing a colored pencil. "Really?" I said. "That doesn't sound like Reagan." My son looked super confused. He hesitated, then replied, "Daddy, (in an almost concerned tone)'s me...(pointing at himself now) Matthew." He must have thought his old man was losing it.

My son made us laugh the other night in the car. The kids were singing the jingle to the morning show...the one that says "JR...with Michael Rock and Larry". But, in his world the jingle goes like this "JR...with Michael Rock and Daddy!" I think I like that one better!