Drunk Man Makes Craigslist Plea for Emergency Taco Bell During Snow Storm
A man trapped Tuesday nights snowstorm did exactly what snow-trapped people do to pass some time. He got drunk. Then he got the craving for Taco Bell badly. You know how it is. Not a huge surprise there. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve hit the bell after the club, id have an extra 50 spot! He realized he couldn’t get it because A: he was too drunk to drive and B: even if he did drive, his hybrid car wouldn’t make it through the snow. According to the Huffington Post, he took to Craigslist to make a plea for help.
“Guys it’s snowing like a b^%&$ outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my s%*#@* little hybrid mobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk a** up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.”