Burger King’s New Diet French Fries

Your prayers have been answered. errrr kinda? Burger King wants people to feel less guilty about stuffing you face with its french fries. According to Fox News, The world's No. 2 hamburger joint launched a new crinkle-cut french fry today that it says has about 20 percent fewer calories than its regular fries.

The chain says a small order of the new "Satisfries" clocks in at 270 calories because of a new batter that doesn't absorb as much oil. By comparison, a small order of its regular fries, sans crinkles, has 340 calories. Guess we'll have to take you at your word #2.