This might be where I draw the line.  I'm a pretty big Red Sox fan, but owning Big Papi's beard hair might be just a little bit gross.  You have until Saturday, November 30th to bid on the Shane Victorino or the David Ortiz beard.  To be fair, the beard hair that Papi wore in the World Series is being auctioned off for a good cause...proceeds go towards battling prostate and testicular cancer.

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