Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Friends Say Kim Kardashian’s Not Pregnant – Just Germy and Fat
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
Britney Spears Might Get Fired for Being Even More Boring Than the ‘X Factor’
It's been a rough few weeks for Britney Spears. She's the target of a ridiculous lawsuit, her mentee Carly Rose Sonenclar lost the 'X Factor' because LeAnn Rimes is a pathetic mess, and now she's being fired from her gig as a judge on the talent show.
Kim Kardashian Shares Her Family’s Ridiculously Over-the-Top Christmas Card [PHOTO]
Kim Kardashian once again used her blog for the forces of evil -- this time by sharing the Kardashian's 2012 family Christmas photo.
The entire clan is decked out in all white and surrounded by silver confetti and white balloons, and the whole thing reads more "professional photo shoot" than "warm, loving family."
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan-Tatum Expecting the Pitter-Patter of Genetically Perfect Little Feet
Sexiest man alive Channing Tatum has started to make that gaggle of children with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum he's been dreaming about -- the couple has announced Jenna's pregnant with their first child.
Nicki Minaj + Beyonce Will Be Paid Millions Just to Have Some Fun on New Year’s Eve
To celebrate sticking it to those pesky Mayans and living to see 2013, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj will both make appearances at parties on New Year's Eve. Beyonce will make $4 million at hers, and Minaj - who can't seem to keep her boobs in her shirt - will score a $5 million paycheck.
Maybe because she can't keep her boobs in her shirt.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."
Morrissey Bizarrely Blames Kate Middleton for That Nurse’s Tragic Suicide
You probably heard the sad story about nurse Jacintha Saldanha, who committed suicide shortly after she was pranked by a pair of Australian DJs on the phone and connected their call to someone else who revealed information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy-related hospital stay.
But while those DJs have taken the lion's share of the blame, Morrissey says someone else is responsible: the Royal Famil
Taylor Swift Recreates ‘Dirty Dancing’ Lift With Harry Styles [PHOTO]
Every morning when Taylor Swift wakes up, she opens the windows of her cottage, gives a little whistle, and all the woodland creatures fly in and help her get dressed. After she's let down her hair for new beau Harry Styles, they sing each other ballads before recreating scenes from 'Dirty Dancing.'
We're sorry, Patrick Swayze. We are so so sorry.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Water? She don't need no stinking water. This perpetually pregnant actress turned reality star once claimed, "I hate water... I'm never thirsty actually. I don't drink water. I don't sweat."
Lindsay Lohan Calls Off Her Interview With Barbara Walters
Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is.
UNPOSSIBLE.