Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jennifer Lawrence Feels Like an ‘Ogre’ in Heels + Other Adorable Things That Will Make You Smile
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence. (We were kind of hoping she'd show up if we did that, but apparently that only works in movies.)
In a new interview, the adorable actress and everyone's imaginary BFF proved yet again that she's just your average, hilarious, self-deprecating girl with an assload of money. Why a sonnet or a ballad hasn't been written about this chick yet, we
Celebrities We’d Love to Party With
St. Patrick's Day is almost upon us -- that glorious day where not wearing green could get you heckled or pinched, and alcoholism is celebrated rather than frowned upon. It's also the day that St. Patrick allegedly drove the snakes out of Ireland. Or you know, the English (we don't know how well you like metaphors).
To celebrate (in ways that don't include dying beer green or expanding our livers)
No, Harry Styles Did Not Sext a Woman Old Enough to Be His Mom
Directioners (the super secret code name for One Direction fans) are in an uproar over a tabloid story that alleged British television host Yvette Fielding received sext messages from a then 16-year-old Harry Styles.
As expected, the girls have harnessed all the fury adolescence allows, but Fielding -- a Styles family friend -- vehemently denies it ever happened. And in what had to be the most awk
FBI Warns Celebs to Lock Down Bank Accounts as Hackers May Be Withdrawing Cash
As we learned yesterday, multiple celebrity financial accounts were hacked, resulting in their social security information, mortgages, car loans and credit card accounts showing up on the internet. Among the targets were Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mel Gibson, Hulk Hogan, President Obama and his wife Michelle, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Hillary Clinton, and Vice President Joe Biden.
Now the celeb hackers h
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
2013 Oscars – Kristen Stewart Tells Anne Hathaway Why She Was On Crutches
The usually uncomfortable Kristen Stewart was even more uncomfortable at the Feb. 24 Oscars as she hobbled around the red carpet on crutches and limped out to present an award alongside Daniel Radcliffe.
No one knew the cause of Stewart's crutches -- except for Anne Hathaway, who took time out of her busy, award-winning schedule to ask the sour-puss what happened.
Britney Spears Decides Blondes Don’t Have More Fun After All + Becomes a Brunette [PHOTOS]
Britney Spears showed off her freshly dyed brunette hair at Elton John's annual Oscars viewing party, looking radiant in a sparkly Michael Cinco gown, de Grisogono jewels, and Saint Laurent shoes.
It's a brand new Britney, bitch.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Taylor Swift Sued For Stealing Money From a Canadian Hoedown
Seems our neighbors to the north were just trying to throw a hoedown with blonde serial-dater Taylor Swift when she up and stole all their money after the epic event was canceled due to poor planning.
Bad T-Swizzle! BAD! You go to your room and think about what you've done.