A Whole Lotta Hair
I'm between 5'9" or 6'2" depending how high my hair is. I don't think I'll ever worry about hair thinning or hair loss ever.
When you wake up early in the morning and have as much hair as I do, you just go to work. Thankfully, I'm on the radio, so I save thousands on hair gel that tames this wild beast. I dub this do the "Portuguese Puff."