5 Things Women Do In Secret
I believe men and women are always curious to know what quirky and sometimes disgusting things the opposite sex does when alone and in the comfort of their own home. Well I can’t speak for the men on this one, but I can speak for myself and other women I know and kindly reveal five things we do in private.
1. When taking a selfie (whether it’s to put online or send to a guy) women will always first send three or four pictures to our best girlfriend for her opinion on which picture is the best.
2. We manhandle our breasts all the time! The best feeling in the world to us women is the outrageous massage/scratch we give ourselves after finally taking off our bra.
3. When trying on yoga pants at a store, we do squats in front of the changing room mirror to make sure no one can see through them.
4. When we get ready to go out we will start three hours before we have to leave because we know we will inevitably end up getting side tracked because we will either have a bad hair or face day or because we will sit in our overstuffed closet thinking we have nothing to wear. Then we will wait until we have 30 minutes left to get ready and then really rush to get out the door on time. (Women are more efficient when under pressure.)
5. When women finally have a reason to get all dressed up we can not pass up a good selfie opportunity, this is usually why we are always running late.