Even celebrities need help from time to time, that's what happened to Russell Crowe Saturday night when he and a friend got lost on a kayaking trip off the coast of Long Island.

I'm sure he was rescued without anyone recognizing him, because this guy that's standing with the rescuers looks nothing like the guy that wore armor as Maxmius in the movie "Gladiator."

How old does Russell Crowe look now? 60 maybe 70 years old? Quick, someone throw in "Gladiator" in the DVD player so we can forget Captain Salty here.